Ok I'll try..

 

My dust bunny hostage friend has  joined "this carnival"  (click the pix for link also) & because I'm generally not the comedian I'll have to dig deep, however because I think my kids are funny I won't have to look very far..for those who have seen this one "he still sings in the shower" and for those who haven't well your about to see what cracks no pun intended me up most days, hope this makes a laugh ;) 

 

Presenting the:

 "Shower songbird & "no butts"

 

 

Here's one I got from my sister recently..now this is funny!

Always check your child's homework!

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
>From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Now go and link up some more laughs!